May 2012
64 posts
Light Bulbs.
How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two—-one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven—-one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb? None—-Hanover doesn’t have electricity.
How many...
If ______ were a Dartmouth Student
Just putting this here for posterity
[[MORE]]If Jimmy Carter were a Dartmouth student, UNH would take 66 Dartmouth students hostage until he left
If Osama bin Laden was a Dartmouth student, he would hijack an S & S car and crash it into AD, which would be awkward for everyone involved
If Tim Geithner was a Dartmouth student, he would lurk hard, be awkward, and plot his revenge (Wait, Tim...
